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Size of A Man is The Final Say For Settling Disputes... For Good

Penis Measuring Kit

For Immediate Release:   April 4th, 2008

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Los Angeles, CA - www.sizeofaman.com unveils their new packaging for sizing up a man's package!  The official phallumeasure is the world's first patent pending device designed to accurately measure ones manhood.

Kit Photo

Conceptualized by Jared Spencer after years of debates with friends that propelled him to aggressively research and create a product where the measurement truly was THE FINAL SAY, he found that there was actually a niche for this product among men and lunged full throttle into manufacturing and producing the phallumeasure device.

Since the beginning of time, men have been measuring themselves and in reality, penis size is one of the most inaccurate statistics in the world today.  Over time, the continued use of the phallumeasure will rectify these statistics and make it possible to have credible surveys,” says Spencer.  “It's time for men everywhere to pull it out, get measured and tell the world what they've got - whether it's 4 1⁄2 inches with good control skills or whether it's a 9 inch tool that needs no instruction!

After months of product sampling and testing Spencer was encouraged to make some necessary changes to the original packaging in order to best service penis's worldwide.  With various input, the newly unveiled package was redesigned and greatly improved for easier functionality.

The redesign includes complete step-by-step detailed instructions for proper measuring of the penis (Around the Horn; Balls and All; From Hole to Pole; Stretching the Truth) as well as a breakdown of the metric v. standard measuring systems.

Back of Box

This new packaging is surely something to wrap your head around!

 

For more information, product, interviews with the Jared Spencer, please contact:

Brian Gross, BSG PR, brian@bsgpr.com.

 


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