Carmen Hart - Southern Hospitality

Bernard Pivot Questionnaire

What is your favorite word?

Carmen Hart - Dookie Balls

What is your least favorite word?

Carmen Hart - Shart. Who Shart?

What turns you on?

Carmen Hart - A hard body.

What turns you off?

Carmen Hart - Body Odor

What sound do you love?

Carmen Hart - Peace and fucking quite. Not unless it is one of those little ice cream trucks that we used to have back home.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Carmen Hart - My alarm clock when I know I have to get up and go to work.

What is your favorite curse word?

Carmen Hart - I curse more like "cheese and rice" instead of.. Here is the new thing instead of saying shit I say SHAT.

What profession would you like to attempt, other than your own?

Carmen Hart - Wealthy husband seeking

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Carmen Hart - Garbage man or something like that. Oh I would never want to be a gonzo girl. I am not into the whole Max Hardcore thing.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Carmen Hart - Can I get one of your movies. Nah, I am so going to hell. No even though you are a big fat porn star you are still a good person. You may enter.