Wicked Pictures / Benzo Magazine Release Party

It is 6:30pm and everyone at the Barfly on Sunset Blvd is running around trying to get things set up for the Wicked Pictures / Benzo Magazine release party. I will admit to wondering how good a party we were going to have when you mix the adult industry with the people from Mercedes Benz's Benzo Magazine. I was pleasantly surprised by the answer.

The doors opened promptly at 7pm for the invitation only portion of the night from 7pm-9pm. Things start off a little slow until the arrival of jessica drake, Evan Stone and DoLorian. Now for those of you who have never been in the presence of this particular family stand-by because they tend to cause a commotion.

A perfect example is one of the first things DoLorian said to me upon her arrival..

DoLorian - "Do you want a little pussy?"

Now most guys probably would have said "YES!" and attempted to jump her right on the spot. However, I know first hand that Evan is not the only comedian in that family so I patiently wait for the punch line. It turns out they have a three week old kitten in the truck they are bottle feeding and are trying to find a home for it before they fly off to New Zealand in a couple of weeks.

DoLorian then continued her trend of torturing me by taking me over to try sushi for the first time. The green stuff is REALLY hot BTW. But on jessica's suggestion I tried some yellow tail and actually liked it. While I am attempting to use my chop sticks Devinn, Stormy, Kaylani, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Brad Armstrong and Michael Raven all arrive.

By the time 9pm rolls around the club is getting pretty full (or so I thought) so most of us retire to the VIP section for a little breathing room and the mayhem then commences. Devinn has brought most of the cast and crew of her Playboy TV show "7 Lives Exposed" and as hard as it is to believe they are showing the adult industry people how to have a good time. Devinn's friend Nulicious in particular loved nothing more then to have a little fun with the women in the room as evidenced by her dancing with Devinn and the pictures of her jumping on Evan, jessica and DoLorian later in the evening.

Some of the highlights of my evening were when we finally got Kaylani to start dancing (will someone to tell me how it is that this gorgeous young lady doesn't have a boyfriend) and when DoLorian told me "remember, we're together". Again this wasn't what it seemed because that was followed shortly by her sliding up real close to me on the couch just as a rather drunk individual came over and tried to hit on her. Like I said the woman loves to torture me. And the 20 or so minutes I spent looking for Kaylani in a club packed full of people in order to return her purse which she left on the couch. Have you ever tried finding a 4'11" oriental woman in a sea of people? Let me tell you it isn't easy.

By the time I leave it is almost midnight and I have a long drive ahead of me. But I think I can safely say everyone had a great time and that Wicked Pictures and Benzo Magazine were pleased with the outcome.