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X-Play, New Sensations, Hustler
Team Up for XXX Civil War Parody

For Immediate Release:   April 1, 2010


 
(Hollywood, CA) In what is expected to be the most entertaining porn movie of all time, X-Play, New Sensations and Hustler Video are teaming up to create the ultimate Civil War porn parody called This Ain’t…Not Gone with the Wind: A XXX Parody.
 
The epic adventure will be directed by the trio of Will Ryder, Axel Braun and Lee Roy Meyers who will share duties and tell the story of the battle of the south and the reconstruction that took place in 1865 when a country divided freed the slaves following a bitter war. 
 
I’m a big fan of the history of the United States so I’m excited to do this movie and I’m willing to roll up my sleeves and get to work even if I have to share directing credits with these guys,” stated the Italian stallion Axel Braun who is prepping for This Ain’t Avatar XXX which is being shot in 3-D for Hustler Video.
 
This is the first porn movie believed to center on the Civil War and location permits have been applied for to shoot on an actual battlefield located in rural Georgia and also at a number of beautiful plantation style mansions located in nearby Atlanta and Savannah. 
 
We decided if we’re going to do this we’re going to do it right and borrow directly from the pages of history plus we thought it might be disrespectful if we shot it in one of the regular porn valley gonzo houses that everybody recognizes,” offered Lee Roy Meyers who recently completed The Big Lebowsky A XXX Parody for New Sensations.
 
Some of the lead talent in the movie will come from LA Direct Models although some of the actors and actresses portraying the slaves will come from Valley Babes XXX operated by Lee Bang.  
 
I’m really looking forward to seeing what kind of parody these dudes are going to make but I’m afraid this might be way harder than spoofing the Brady Bunch or the Partridge Family or even Seinfeld,” Bang said.
 
Eric Swiss who won the 2010 AVN Best Actor award for his portrayal of Al Bundy in X-Play/LFP Video’s Not Married with Children XXX has signed on in the role of Rhett Butler made famous by Clark Gable and Tanner Mayes (Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power) will star in the role of Scarlett O’Hara wonderfully played by Vivien Leigh.
 
I’m really excited to be in this big movie because I really love doing parodies,” Tanner said.  “I wasn’t even born when the civil war took place but I plan on renting the DVD to see what happened.
 
Tanner Mayes is one of the hottest young girls in the business and she’s really on top of her game right now and we were lucky to get her even though Derek is making us pay full rate. I just love her and Scott David can’t wait to get her in one of those big pink flowing plantation gowns,” Ryder remarked.   

We plan to shoot this exactly the same way as David O. Selznick and Victor Fleming did but we don’t have the budget to burn Atlanta to the ground,” Braun lamented.  “We asked Larry but he said no.”    
 
We do plan on setting a few two by four pieces of lumber on fire though,” added Meyers.
 
One of the dialogue lines that has been altered is possibly the most famous line in the entire history of cinema where Rhett Butler said to Scarlett O’Hara “Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.”  After much debate, that line will be changed to “Frankly my dear I just want a BJ.
 
This Ain’t…Not Gone with the Wind: A XXX Parody might be in stores in September. Happy April 1st. 

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About Will Ryder & X-Play

Will Ryder is an award-winning adult movie director with some of the biggest commercial successes in recent porn history to his credit.  Named the 2010 AVN Director of the Year, the 2010 XRCO Best Director which followed his 2009 XBiz Director of the Year award, Ryder has joined the industry’s elite as a premiere creative director and driving force behind the porn-parody movement.  With dozens of #1 selling titles such as Not® the Bradys XXX, Not® Bewitched XXX, Not® Airplane XXX: Flight Attendants, Not® the Cosbys XXX, Not® Married with Children XXX, Not® Three’s Company XXX, the upcoming Not Mash XXX and Not Charlie’s Angels XXX and over 100 young girl titles including Barely Legal for Hustler, Ryder a professional musician has carved out a spectacular resume which earned him the NightMoves Lifetime Achievement Award in 2009 and over a two dozen XRCO, CAVR, AVN, NightMoves and XCritic awards.  Along with co-producer Scott David, X-Play (home of sitcums.com) continues to set a high bar for those that follow and is universally credited with igniting the recent boom of porn parody.

 

X-Play & Will Ryder Major Awards

Will Ryder:

2010 XRCO Best Director (features)
2010 AVN Director of the Year
2010 XBiz People’s Choice- Porn Director of the Year
2009 XBiz Director of the Year- Individual Project
2009 CAVR Director of the Year
2008 CAVR Director of the Year
2009 NightMoves Lifetime Achievement Award winner
2009 XCritic- Director of the Year

X-Play Movie Awards:

2010 AVN Best Comedy- Flight Attendants
2010 AVN Best Parody- Not® the Cosbys XXX
2010 XBiz Best Parody Release- Not® The Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia
2010 XRCO Best Release- Flight Attendants
2010 XRCO Best Comedy/Parody- Not® Married with Children XXX
2010 XCritic- Movie of the Year- Not® the Cosbys XXX
2010 XCritic- Best Parody- Not® the Cosbys XXX
2010 Rogreviews Critic’s Choice Best Feature- Not® the Cosbys XXX
2010 Urban X - Best Parody - Not® the Cosbys XXX
2009 AVN Best Sex Comedy- Not® Bewitched XXX
2009 NightMoves- Best Comedy/Parody- Not® the Cosbys XXX
2008 NightMoves- Best Comedy/Parody- Not® Bewitched XXX
2009 XRCO Best Comedy- Not® Bewitched XXX
2008 XRCO Best Comedy- Not® the Bradys XXX
2007 XRCO Best Comedy- Britney Rears
2006 CAVR Feature of the Year- Britney Rears

 

For more information contact X-Play/All Media Play info@allmediaplay.com

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